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Недавно одна элитная проститутка написала в соцсетях инструкцию для клиентов: чего нельзя делать, чтобы не внесли в «черный список». Элементарные, в принципе, вещи написала: мыться перед свиданием, брить заросли в паху, не лезть в ухо своими вонючими слюнями. Однако у мужчин – бомбануло.

На коммерческую работницу сексуального сервиса, с пониженной, как сейчас говорят, социальной ответственностью, посыпались обвинения. И среди них, как на ладони, оказались все те мужские фразы, после которых с мужиком не то, что в постель идти тошно – за одним столом сидеть не хочется. Ну, я бы не села. Потому что из каждой фразы раскручивается такая логическая цепочка, что мама не горюй.

Вот, например, фраза о том,  «что женщина, у которой было много партнеров – все равно, за деньги, или просто так – это как общественный туалет». Ну, ок. А женщина, которая только с тобой, это твой личный теплый сортир, получается? В результате нормальной женщине даже рядом находиться не захочется – больно надо быть в сознании мужчины где-то на уровне личного унитаза.

Или вот еще фразочка. «Я что, должен как педик по салонам бегать, чтобы кому-то понравиться?» ЭЭЭ… чтобы понравиться – нет. Но, блин, гигиена и стрижка это не про неземную красоту. Это про функционал. Вонючие кусты и правда лезут в рот, когда не нужно. Да и не вонючие лезут. Понятное дело, что постоянно проверять идеальность эпиляции не получится, но как-то облегчить даме работу надо? Себе больше удовольствия, опять же. Либо вычеркивай оральный секс из списка предпочтений.
Ногти на руках – минус половина ласк. Длинные ногти на ногах вообще ужас для меня лично – у меня есть некоторые предпочтения, со ступнями связанные. Я уже молчу про то, что нормальному человеку самому неприятно ходить грязным и вонючим.

«Вот скоро разработают таких роботов, что никакие проститутки не нужны будут. Я уже когда читаю это, мне сразу хочется взять ноги в руки, и бежать от этого человека подальше.

Потому, что очевидно, что эмоции женщины в процессе ему вообще по-барабану. Для него это такой же робот, только чуть выше качеством. Ну и какого черта он такой нужен? Какое удовольствие можно получить рядом с таким в принципе? Пусть купит куклу резиновую подороже, и радуется. Я против того, чтобы дрочить живым человеком.

У вас есть такие личные фразы-маркеры, по которым вы отсеиваете противоположный пол? Которые вы считаете явными признаками неликвида?

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«Время мужчин, забивающих мамонтов, прошло. Больше никто ничего не решит за вас. Не будет ПАПИКОВ, мужчин - «каменных стен», олигархов, спускающихся с неба на вертолете и одаривающих дорогими подарками. Мы все давно выросли». Такими словами я начала свою книгу, которая…

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za_harr
Jun. 23rd, 2017 04:06 am (UTC)
Такие странные пожелания проститутки. Деньги заплатили ? Работай. А тут она как уборщица причитает в магазине -ой только помыла пол опять напачкали , находили. Может в Макдональдсе начнут перед продажей бургера проверять чистоту рук? Или мелкими купюрами не брать оплату ? Мысли падали никому не интересны и пожелания свои она может засунуть глубоко себе в любое место -ровно после того как из неё вытащат
PS:в целом конечно мыться вообще и стричься надо. Но не для того чтобы кому то понравиться.
morena_morana
Jun. 23rd, 2017 04:09 am (UTC)
Мне кажется в случае с элитной проституткой это больше похоже на визит к врачу или парикмахеру. перед визитом к врачу же моются
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bomshtein
Jun. 23rd, 2017 04:06 am (UTC)

Безграмотная речь сразу отталкиаает.

gensek_brezhnev
Jun. 23rd, 2017 04:08 am (UTC)
Неликвид по смыслу не подходит
morena_morana
Jun. 23rd, 2017 04:09 am (UTC)
почему?
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za_harr
Jun. 23rd, 2017 04:09 am (UTC)
Кстати, неликвид обоих полов можно определить с первых фраз. По нытью ,жалобам на жизнь , отсутствию образования , если человек не читает книг и не развивается, не имеет хобби но успел настряпать детей ( это только для баб)
morena_morana
Jun. 23rd, 2017 04:09 am (UTC)
А мужик не может настряпать детей?
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gensek_brezhnev
Jun. 23rd, 2017 04:11 am (UTC)
получается, что вы себя поставили на место проститутки, и рассуждаете, кого бы обслужили, а кого нет? Забавно
morena_morana
Jun. 23rd, 2017 04:12 am (UTC)
а можно всю логическую цепочку? а то непонятно, откуда это все
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Jun. 23rd, 2017 04:15 am (UTC)
Хм... странные, однако, рассуждения для проститутки. Ей деньги платят за работу. Тут уж либо терпи, либо доплату требуй, но никак не претензии выставляй)
morena_morana
Jun. 23rd, 2017 04:21 am (UTC)
А врач должен терпеть грязное говно? А парикмахер? А массажист?
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mauglivgorode
Jun. 23rd, 2017 04:18 am (UTC)
Недавно одна элитная проститутка написала в соцсетях инструкцию для клиентов: чего нельзя делать, чтобы не внесли в «черный список». Элементарные, в принципе, вещи написала: мыть член перед свиданием, брить заросли в паху, не лезть в ухо своими вонючими слюнями. Однако у мужчин – бомбануло.
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Как проститутка с претензией на элитную умудрилась написать инструкцию от которой бомбануло только неликвид ведь, по определению, её "чёрный список" определяется совсем иными параметрами - целевой аудиторией и востребованностью.
morena_morana
Jun. 23rd, 2017 04:20 am (UTC)
меня пугает что даже среди очень состоятельных ей попались вонючие и тупые
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riu128
Jun. 23rd, 2017 04:18 am (UTC)
для гигиены и стрижки не нужно по салонам бегать
ass_ruero
Jun. 23rd, 2017 04:19 am (UTC)
Если деавачка курит - неликвид. Не чувствует свою женскую сущность.
margtem
Jun. 23rd, 2017 06:24 am (UTC)
если парень говорит про женскую сущность - неликвид.
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sharikowa
Jun. 23rd, 2017 04:21 am (UTC)
Меня очень вымораживает фраза "Хочешь, я тебе цветы куплю?". Рррр, если хочешь приятное сделать, или и купи, зачем об этом спрашивать. А если вдруг ответишь, хочу, то, как правило, от такого получишь одну гвоздичку или розочку.
za_harr
Jun. 23rd, 2017 05:03 am (UTC)
Но ты то достойна 101 розы. В Инстаграм чтоб запостить
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agent_provokat
Jun. 23rd, 2017 04:22 am (UTC)
Да, иногда случайно брошенная фраза, может многое рассказать о человеке, что в корне изменит ваше мнение о нем.
Многие не уделяют должного внимания разным мелочам, в том числе и словам, а зря;)
ham_tramvainy
Jun. 23rd, 2017 04:22 am (UTC)
А поручик Ржевский ногти за шпоры выдавал
dne80
Jun. 23rd, 2017 04:23 am (UTC)
Про роботов чё-то смешно стало)))
strangeleopard
Jun. 23rd, 2017 04:24 am (UTC)
тема очень такая щепитильная. но интересная.

Приморский край. Хасанский район. Станция Кедровая.

Edited at 2017-06-24 04:18 am (UTC)
sergius_kotov
Jun. 23rd, 2017 04:26 am (UTC)
Мыться и стричь ногти - это понятно. А чем не понравились "заросли в паху"? Я как-то попробовал без таковых - больше нет желания. Без волос кожа потеет, липнет, воспаляется, постоянное ощущение дискомфорта. Какой там нафиг секс? Нет, спасибо. Лучше пусть будут "заросли".

P.S. Меня совершенно не напрягает, когда и у женщины ничего не выбрито, если что.
gensek_brezhnev
Jun. 23rd, 2017 04:30 am (UTC)
"У тебя меж ног пасётся неостриженый баран..." (с) :)))
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